Night's Cryptic Nave
Monday, January 09, 2006
Jokes
A Buddist monk walk up to the hot dog vendor and says, "Can you make me one with everything?"
There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Hey, is it just me or is it getting hot in here?" The other muffin turns and says, "OH MY GOD! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
What did the vegetarian zombie crave?
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!
Two goldfish are in a tank.
One turns to the other and says "OK, I'll drive, you fire."
Q: How do you get down off an elephant's back?
A: You don't, you get it off a duck's back.
Three notes went into a bar... C, E flat and G. The bartender looks at them and yells, "We don't allow minors in here!"
Khakis -- what they call car keys in Boston.
